Charlotte Whittacre has it all—wealth, power, and an interior design empire that runs on red lipstick, leopard print, and fear. But when her latest ex resurfaces (a warlock with too many secrets and too little taste), the Coven Supreme drags her into the one punishment no witch would be caught dead in: Fairy Godmother parole.
Now stripped of her dark magic, armed only with a government-issued wand that looks like a discount cosplay prop, Charlotte is sentenced to play nanny for a mortal family in Seattle. The Andersons may look picture-perfect, but their chaos could undo even the most glamorous witch. A teenage daughter with too much eyeliner, a gamer son who won’t log off, and a sticky six-year-old who insists on calling her “Fairy Godmother Charlie” might just be her undoing.
And if juggling PTA meetings and parole officers in sequins weren’t enough, Charlotte’s dangerous ex has plans of his own—plans that could unravel the fragile line between magic and mortal life.
Can Charlotte survive probation, keep her empire intact, and resist hexing her parole officer? Or will her past (and her exes) finally catch up with her before the last full moon?
Wands, Paroles, and Evil Exes is a wickedly stylish tale of power, parole, and one witch who refuses to do community service without couture.